Hello, World and thank you for supporting us in the last 2 days. Starting today, I’m proud to announce that we can separate ourselves from our jackets!
And why is that a big deal? Now we can multiply by 2, so we can serve you as twice as we can!
As you can see, Alterine and me decided to change colors, so you can recognize us and our (separate) jackets even easier.
And why it’s pink and purple? Why not just choose other colors such as yellow and white? I’m inspired by the pink and purple markers which I’ve used to write important notes on whiteboards, when I was running as a (High School) Grade 12 secretary in 2018-2019!
What’s the deal of these jackets?
You can think of them as the shadows of Peter Pan, but more friendly, mature, and productive. For example, I can be one with my Sketchy, but if I want to send something while I’m busy at work, I can write it on Sketchy and send it to you, perhaps by email:
Hey, it’s me, Sketchy. You might already know about Reinhart, and I’m his own jacket!
Reinhart has attached something on the back of me, which unfortunately I can’t see what’s inside, and told me to send myself to you. I’m being told that it’s for printing and nothing else.
Please download banner.pdf as attached immediately, since it might be important and I need to go back. You can reply to this message and I’ll forward it to him too, if you wish.
And as always, have a nice day!
Or, if I’m planning to have a vacation, I can leave my Sketchy to respond to your new messages:
Hey, it’s me, Sketchy. You might already know about Reinhart, and I’m his own jacket!
Reinhart is currently on a vacation, but I’m quite sure that he’ll return in 4 days. By the way, since you’re asking about a Kotakode.com seminar, have you checked out the information at https://kotakode.com/events instead?
As The Polymorphics we always work together, and our jackets are no Exception(). That’s why I myself can collaborate with other jackets to deliver special messages to you, such as:
Caps’ in the house! And just like my owner Shiftine, I wanted to give you an update on Issue #43.
And, phew! It’s finally solved as in commit 8a7ef0b1. You still have 2 weeks to re-check if the issue still occurs, since Reinhart has just closed this issue.
Hey, I’m Magic, the one-and-only magical jacket who works with Alterine. I know that you’re a big fan of her, right?
On behalf of Alterine, Reinhart, and the rest of The Polymorphics I’d like to say Happy Birthday, or “Happy i++” if you’re a software like me. Can I give you a hug? You’re the best Object we have seen in this Environment!
It’s me, Vessel, that Controld‘s main jacket who also likes to control things. And it seems that you’re registering for a cybersecurity webinar, which will begin today at 11:00 AM WIB/ICT (UTC+7)
As a special “thank you” message, I’d like to offer you a free ride. Instead of copying and pasting that really long Zoom URL, you can wear and let me to pwn you for a moment, while we fly together into the webinar!
And of course, before we go, make sure that you have understand the webinar’s instructions and rules. And I really hope you can enjoy a great time there. See you soon!
Now you can see where this is going. If you guessed these jackets to appear on emails, that would be not incorrect, which is, correct! They can all replace the functions of no-reply automated emails (which I have one at [email protected]), and if these jackets can’t understand your replies, they will forward it back to the original authors!
You can request Reinhart and Sketchy to do encrypted (PGP) emails, too!
While Shiftine, Controld, and Alterine are hacking themselves with their jackets are responding to respond as fast as possible, you can now send really, really private message through me through PGP.
And believe me, Sketchy can’t read those messages physically and digitally, since I sticked them on his back and you didn’t give any private keys to him. He only carries one of my private subkeys which I can revoke it at any time without endangering mine.
Unlike other email addresses, you can only send PGP-encrypted emails to one specific address: [email protected]. It’s also the same address I registered on keyservers, and you can find them on major keyservers (OpenPGP, GnuPG/GPG, Ubuntu, MIT, and soon PGP.com) to download and use my public key.
Add us to your contacts and have fun!
If you’re happy and excited, please add us into your contacts list. While most of us don’t have a separate phone numbers, you can communicate us through email:
- Reinhart and Sketchy: [email protected]
- Reinhart and Sketchy, but for PGP: [email protected]
- Shiftine and Caps: [email protected]
- Controld and Vessel: [email protected]
- Alterine and Magic: [email protected]
If you currently have my other work and personal email addresses, I’ll try to activate Sketchy for these, too! You will be able to check whether each of our messages are sent automatically and manually acknowledged by me to ensure integrity.
And lastly, we are rewriting the descriptions of ourselves, including our jackets, into the all-new about page at https://reinhart1010.id/about, including our updated look (Note: now we can also fly without feet and cursors) and new powers. After it’s done I’m going to organize our Contact page.
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